crawkodile


belligerently:

srs q: 

how does brain, the smartest kid in the world, think that mr. ratburn’s nose is a shark? in an enclosed pool??????????????

thank god muffy’s there to keep him in his place


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okay, so i was about to post something (shock) w/ a jokey tag about not knowing how tumblr works anymore and then when i tried to post there was an error

I get it, website. I get it.


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# it HAS been a long time though




ridesabike:

Elaine Stritch rests her bike, reads a note, almost causes a riot.      
NEW YORK, June 26—TOLD TO KEEP HER SHIRT ON – Blonde Elaine Stritch, understudy to Ethel Merman in the Broadway hit, “Call Me Madam,” wears halter and shorts which cause her arrest in Central Park. Today she was fined $1 and told by Magistrate Emilio Jones, “A beautiful girl like you could cause a small riot and cause a large crowd to collect by removing your shirt.” “Well,” she replied, “I was there all day and nothing happened.” (AP, 1951)

ridesabike:

Elaine Stritch rests her bike, reads a note, almost causes a riot.      

NEW YORK, June 26—TOLD TO KEEP HER SHIRT ON – Blonde Elaine Stritch, understudy to Ethel Merman in the Broadway hit, “Call Me Madam,” wears halter and shorts which cause her arrest in Central Park. Today she was fined $1 and told by Magistrate Emilio Jones, “A beautiful girl like you could cause a small riot and cause a large crowd to collect by removing your shirt.” “Well,” she replied, “I was there all day and nothing happened.” (AP, 1951)

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# I'M SAD.# hey tumblr it's been 2 months since i posted anything hope ur doing fine# elaine stritch




bing is aggressively cheerful

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# bing# facebook




We live in a fantasy world, Tim. We’ve just constructed this fake utopia where y’know we never get old and never have to face the responsibilities of adulthood. We’re just stretching our childhoods out as far as they can go.

make me choose
wasted-spaces asked: Black Books or Spaced

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# tv# spaced# ♥




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# me 2




Peggy & Ginsberg - 5.03 & 7.05

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# :(((((# tv# mad men




bitchybillionaire:

shialablunt:

Who is Jeff goldblums character supposed to be in Jurassic park like is he a scientist why is he there

image


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WOW I REALLY CAN’T BELIEVE I’VE HAD LITERALLY AN ENTIRE SEMESTER TO WRITE A PAPER AND I’M DOING IT ON THE ACTUAL LAST DAY I NEVER THOUGHT THINGS WOULD COME 2 THIS


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# what would hermione say to me now




the story of my life

the story of my life

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# harry potter# wasp# this is my brain on finals